SCP-082 - “Fernand” the Cannibal
When it speaks, it does so through enormous, clenched teeth. SCP-082 only parts teeth to eat food and to sing.
SCP-1162-J - “Double Down Sandwich”
In the case of containment compromise, full nuclear sterilization is considered automatically authorized.
SCP-081 - Spontaneous Combustion Virus
“Due to the United States’ current obesity epidemic, it is crucial that wild SCP-081 be eradicated.”
PILOT EPISODE: “SCP-080 - Dark Form”
Recorded March 2019 as a proof of concept for a potential series of other readings from the SCP Foundation. This podcast is the result.
Quaran-tainment, Episode 4 - "Doors”
She started down the hallway to our room. As I followed I couldn’t shake the feeling that something wasn’t right.
SCP-080 - Dark Form
“Did you just let something in here? It feels like something’s watching me.”
Quaran-tainment, Episode 3 - “A Vulcan Adopts a Cat”
“Thank you for your inquiry. His name is Marmalade.”
Quaran-tainment, Episode 2 - "The Thing Under the Fridge”
“I know that we’re probably the only apartment in the building that doesn’t have a bug problem. That’s, well, that’s you, right?”
SCP-1313 - Solve for Bear
Research into the possible military applications of irrational, exponential, and imaginary grizzly bears is currently being undertaken…
Quaran-tainment, Episode 1 - "A Guide to Working the Night Shift"
When [the lights] come back on, your co-workers will be gone… There will be 3 customers left. 2 are spirits, one is real.
SCP-078 - Guilt
…Any task the subject performs more trivial than the basics of survival will induce a bout of neurosis as the subject attempts to rationalize why they did not instead take some other action.
SCP-\̅\̅\̅\̅-J - The Subject is Aware
This entry was generated by loading 3000+ SCPs into the Botnik predictive keyboard app.
SCP-1417-J - Passive-Aggressive Meteorite
Dr. James Anderson… six-time star of the annual Site-19 Christmas Pageant, entered the containment chamber to assist in conducting Emergency Procedure 1634-Broadway.
SCP-077 - Rot Skull
All biological material… which comes in contact with SCP-077-1 is instantly transformed into a viscous, malodorous ooze… identified as the rotted flesh of potato tubers…
SCP-076 - “Able”
Upon coming into contact with living humans, SCP-076-2 will enter a rage state in which it attempts to engage and kill all human beings encountered.
SCP-075 - Corrosive Snail
It adopts the behavior of a predator, jumping at and drenching its prey in a highly caustic base solution secreted from pores on its foot.
SCP-074 - Quantum Woodlouse
In the event of a spontaneous containment breach, personnel can… physically [push] SCP-074 in the desired direction, gently tapping its compound eyes with an open palm…