SCP-080 - Dark Form
“Did you just let something in here? It feels like something’s watching me.”
Quaran-tainment, Episode 3 - “A Vulcan Adopts a Cat”
“Thank you for your inquiry. His name is Marmalade.”
Quaran-tainment, Episode 2 - "The Thing Under the Fridge”
“I know that we’re probably the only apartment in the building that doesn’t have a bug problem. That’s, well, that’s you, right?”
SCP-1313 - Solve for Bear
Research into the possible military applications of irrational, exponential, and imaginary grizzly bears is currently being undertaken…
Quaran-tainment, Episode 1 - "A Guide to Working the Night Shift"
When [the lights] come back on, your co-workers will be gone… There will be 3 customers left. 2 are spirits, one is real.
SCP-078 - Guilt
…Any task the subject performs more trivial than the basics of survival will induce a bout of neurosis as the subject attempts to rationalize why they did not instead take some other action.
SCP-\̅\̅\̅\̅-J - The Subject is Aware
This entry was generated by loading 3000+ SCPs into the Botnik predictive keyboard app.
SCP-1417-J - Passive-Aggressive Meteorite
Dr. James Anderson… six-time star of the annual Site-19 Christmas Pageant, entered the containment chamber to assist in conducting Emergency Procedure 1634-Broadway.
SCP-077 - Rot Skull
All biological material… which comes in contact with SCP-077-1 is instantly transformed into a viscous, malodorous ooze… identified as the rotted flesh of potato tubers…
SCP-076 - “Able”
Upon coming into contact with living humans, SCP-076-2 will enter a rage state in which it attempts to engage and kill all human beings encountered.
SCP-075 - Corrosive Snail
It adopts the behavior of a predator, jumping at and drenching its prey in a highly caustic base solution secreted from pores on its foot.
SCP-074 - Quantum Woodlouse
In the event of a spontaneous containment breach, personnel can… physically [push] SCP-074 in the desired direction, gently tapping its compound eyes with an open palm…
SCP-073 - “Cain”
There is a symbol engraved into the forehead of the subject, which appears to be of Sumerian origin. Symbol has of yet been untranslated, and subject appears distressed when the symbol is mentioned at all, refusing to speak on it.
SCP-1141 - Entrepreneurial Spirit
“I didn't get into the restaurant business in this universe to not be allowed to actually serve my food to the public…”
SCP-1543-J - The Sun Launcher
Painted on the side is the motto, in large capital letters, “When in doubt, launch into the sun” (which some feel can never match the flair of the SCP’s old creed, “Into the fiery orb with ye”).
SCP-072 - The Foot of the Bed
Instances of SCP-072 have only been observed to manifest when a human… enters REM sleep while located in a bed ‘infected’ by SCP-072 and leaves a foot or feet exposed to open air.
SCP-071 - Degenerative Metamorphic Entity
“…SCP-071 assumed the shape of a female Golden Retriever. D-7883 reacted with shock and refused to proceed with the experiment, though the subject’s physiological signs were consistent with a state of sexual arousal.”