SCP-017-J - Narcissistic Time Displacement Field
She then experiences the time displacement, making her between 15 minutes to 3 hours late to every god damned thing I have ever invited her to.
SCP-044 - World War II Era Molecular-Fission Cannon
Any object or pile of objects that fits may be loaded into SCP-044’s muzzle to be used as ammunition.
SCP-043 - The Beatle
When the twenty-ninth track is reached, instead of playing "Revolution 9", the disc stops spinning and faint breathing can be heard.
SCP-042 - A Formerly Winged Horse
SCP-042 exhibits a listless demeanor and has been unresponsive to any attempt by skilled handlers to incite activity.
SCP-041 - Thought-Broadcasting Patient
Although able to transmit his thoughts to others, SCP-041 is not very “talkative.”
SCP-040 - Evolution’s Child
“Can you tell me about your parents?”
“Mr. Green said I don't have any.”
”Can you tell me about Mr. Green, then?”
SCP Tales, Episode 4 - “Sonnet for Unethical Practices”
I seek the haven past the airlock door,
in coat and collar white my love to meet.
Tutorial-01 - SCP Object Classes
An SCP’s Object Class is determined by a number of factors, but the most important factors are the difficulty and purpose of its containment.
SCP-666½-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell
Subjects often experience shortness of breath, extreme jaw pain from the clenching of teeth, and mild bruising on hands from putting the rim of the toilet bowl in a death grip.
SCP-039 - Proboscis Engineers
Testing has shown that SCP-039 appear to work more efficiently individually, rather than in groups, as instances of SCP-039 will often become distracted by one another.
SCP-038 - The Everything Tree
Dr. Klein has requested that personnel discontinue the cloning of items from the vending machines.
SCP-037 - Dwarf Star
Its current enclosure is located deep underground to prevent detection and to facilitate radiative cooling into the surrounding bedrock.
SCP-036 - The Reincarnation Pilgrimage of the Yazidi (Kiras Guhorîn)
Each year [the pilgrims] are examined and identified as various people of the Yazidi faith that have died during the previous year.
SCP-035 - Possessive Mask
SCP-035 has proven to be highly sadistic, prompting some to commit suicide and transforming others into near-mindless servants with linguistic persuasion alone.
SCP-034 - Obsidian Ritual Knife
…The individuals who have their flesh cut off by SCP-034 must still be biologically alive to maintain the facade.
SCP-1994-J - THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
CAN WE GO TO THE PARK? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE GO TO THE PARK?!?!?!?!!?!
SCP-033 - The Missing Number
“Imagine if all our technology was based on the belief that after 4 came 6. We simply didn't know or conceive of 5.”
SCP-1440 - The Old Man From Nowhere
“I have spent time untold searching for him, trying to return his prize and those I won from his brothers, but to no avail.”
