SCP-1994-J - THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY ObserverSeptember [CC BY-SA 3.0].
The voice of the Database Dog was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
Item #: SCP-1994-J
Object Class: AMAZING!!!!!!!
Special Containment Procedures: OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE TO THROW IT WITH ME AT LEAST 5 7 29 TIMES A DAY!!!!!!! OH AND WE HAVE TO GO TO THE PARK TOO! CAN WE GO TO THE PARK? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE GO TO THE PARK?!?!?!?!!?!
Description: IT'S A BIG SHINY GREEN BALL AND I LOVE TO PLAY WITH IT! SOMETIMES HE TRIES TO TRICK ME WHEN HE HIDES IT BEHIND HIS BACK BUT I AM SMARTER THAN HIM!!!!! WE GO OUT IN THE FRONT LAWN AND HE THROWS IT BACK AND FORTH AND IT'S AWESOME AND-
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what's that motherfuckin' mailman doing here?
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yeah, you better go away. motherfucker.
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WILL YOU THROW IT IN THE POOL??!?!?!?!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I LOVE WHEN YOU THROW THE BALL IN THE POOL AND I GO GET IT AND YAAAAAAAAAAY!
Addendum: I LOVE THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL
