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SCP-121 - Concrete Cradle
Main Series Joshua Lindsay 3/14/24 Main Series Joshua Lindsay 3/14/24

SCP-121 - Concrete Cradle

Instances of SCP-121-2 normally resemble animals capable of locomotion on land, but have been known to take on humanoid forms and forms that do not resemble any known animal.

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SCP-19316-J - Improper Terminology
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 3/6/24 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 3/6/24

SCP-19316-J - Improper Terminology

Evelyn's pork chops are to be kept in a sealed plastic container in the 5th Floor Break Room's refrigerator.

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SCP-9119-J - Horrid Little Gustav
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 2/14/24 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 2/14/24

SCP-9119-J - Horrid Little Gustav

SCP-9119-J is to be lockey-locked away in a standard Bad Little Hideous Person Cage for all of eternity.

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Outtakes-09
Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 2/7/24 Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 2/7/24

Outtakes-09

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Outtakes-08
Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 1/29/24 Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 1/29/24

Outtakes-08

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SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA
Expanded Series Joshua Lindsay 1/2/24 Expanded Series Joshua Lindsay 1/2/24

SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA

“The motto for this place should be ‘How Is That Even Possible’. Surely someone, somewhere must be looking for the thousands of people that must be in here.”

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SCP-120 - Teleporting Paddling Pool
Main Series Joshua Lindsay 12/26/23 Main Series Joshua Lindsay 12/26/23

SCP-120 - Teleporting Paddling Pool

Subjects using the item are invariably deposited at one of 11 locations.

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SCP-119 - Timecrowave
Main Series Joshua Lindsay 12/22/23 Main Series Joshua Lindsay 12/22/23

SCP-119 - Timecrowave

At power level 5, with an input of 999 seconds, the microwave will run for 999 seconds, and the contents will have aged… 31,529,964 years.

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SCP-118 - Nuclear Protists
Main Series Joshua Lindsay 12/15/23 Main Series Joshua Lindsay 12/15/23

SCP-118 - Nuclear Protists

“Researchers and engineers at Research Sector █ have managed to create a prototype uranium enrichment device based on the principles employed by SCP-118.”

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SCP-543-J - Tweedle Beetles
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 12/6/23 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 12/6/23

SCP-543-J - Tweedle Beetles

In the event of an XK-Tweetle-Beetle-Battle-Breaching-Bottle Situation, MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox in Socks") will be deployed to recontain all specimens…

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SCP-117 - Complete Multitool
Main Series Joshua Lindsay 11/30/23 Main Series Joshua Lindsay 11/30/23

SCP-117 - Complete Multitool

However, if the user is faced with a specific task, regardless of what tool the subject intends to pull out and use, a tool perfectly fit for the task at hand will take its place.

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“AUDIT: SCP-116”
Main Series Joshua Lindsay 11/20/23 Main Series Joshua Lindsay 11/20/23

“AUDIT: SCP-116”

“…You were brought onto this project to see it to its end. It has been several months. What is the current status of SCP-116?”

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SCP-111-J - An Innocent Suburban Household
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 11/6/23 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 11/6/23

SCP-111-J - An Innocent Suburban Household

“Oh, that must be the pizza delivery boy.”

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SCP-1981 - “RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING”
Expanded Series Joshua Lindsay 10/31/23 Expanded Series Joshua Lindsay 10/31/23

SCP-1981 - “RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING”

“Beginning at approx. 5 minutes, multiple incisions, lacerations and penetration wounds can be seen being slowly inflicted, though no corresponding source of these wounds is visible.”

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SCP-4910 - “The Grinner”
Expanded Series Joshua Lindsay 10/19/23 Expanded Series Joshua Lindsay 10/19/23

SCP-4910 - “The Grinner”

Artistic representation varies wildly, yet focuses exclusively on various amalgamations of teeth and the associated gingiva.

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Log of Extranormal Events, Vol. 1.1
SCP Tales Joshua Lindsay 10/12/23 SCP Tales Joshua Lindsay 10/12/23

Log of Extranormal Events, Vol. 1.1

“This page is to document anomalous events that have attracted the Foundation's interests, but occurred too briefly for the Foundation to secure or contain them.”

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SCP-K9-J-EX - The Haunted House
Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 10/4/23 Joke Series, Patreon Exclusive Joshua Lindsay 10/4/23

SCP-K9-J-EX - The Haunted House

Further investigation would be performed into SCP-K9-J-1's properties, but it's a GH-GH-GHOOOOOOST!

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SCP Tales, Episode 12 - "Re: KTO-0001-Bellfather 'Overwatch Council'"
SCP Tales Joshua Lindsay 10/2/23 SCP Tales Joshua Lindsay 10/2/23

SCP Tales, Episode 12 - "Re: KTO-0001-Bellfather 'Overwatch Council'"

“Attached below you will find all the information we have gathered concerning the leadership of the Security and Containment Protectorate…”

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SCP-5522 - Pizza Delivery Speedrun (RTA) 100% Completion
Expanded Series Joshua Lindsay 9/21/23 Expanded Series Joshua Lindsay 9/21/23

SCP-5522 - Pizza Delivery Speedrun (RTA) 100% Completion

…employees will enact various rituals resulting in their immediate spatial displacement, normally manifesting as the individual passing through physical space to another location.

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SCP-115 - Miniature Dump Truck
Main Series Joshua Lindsay 9/14/23 Main Series Joshua Lindsay 9/14/23

SCP-115 - Miniature Dump Truck

SCP-115-1 was originally found in a construction site… where workers attempted to move it, but found the task impossible due to the fact that SCP-115-1 weighs 90 tons.

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