

SCP-114 - Bringer of Conflict
“But suddenly, we hear this soft whimpering over in the corner. I look, and there’s a little girl, must be eight or nine, curled up and all alone.”
![SCP Tales, Episode 11 - “Fernand’s Memoir” [SCP-082]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1624834430201-MVCQ7F9JVPLDXYMBTO6G/SCP+Tales.png)
SCP Tales, Episode 11 - “Fernand’s Memoir” [SCP-082]
“‘Beast!’ they called him. ‘Abomination!’ they cried,
The boy could not smile, no matter how much he tried.”

SCP-113 - The Gender-Switcher
In subjects with nonstandard gender identities (typically gender identities which do not match their pre-exposure biological sex), this usually results in positive psychological effects.

SCP-112 - The Variable Coaster
“every spin every turn every twist even when it got dark i could hear her laughing and wooing.”

SCP-1992 - Hype Train
It is theorized SCP-1992-J-1 will only preemptively manifest to represent media that are met with a largely negative reaction upon release.

SCP-111 - Dragon Snails™
“Hold your newly-hatched Dragon-Snails™ so they get a good look at you and think you're their mommy.”

SCP-2000 - Deus Ex Machina
Since its inception, SCP-2000 has been activated at least twice.

SCP-50-AE-J - The Deagle
Investigations into the further properties of SCP-50-AE-1 have been stymied by the fact that SCP-50-AE-1 continues to attack Foundation scientists, calling them "PINKO F*CKS".

SCP-110 - Subterranean City
“Three of the main life-sustaining services contained within the Core are damaged beyond reasonable repair. Any attempts to repair them would take… more time than we have left to live.”


SCP-109 - Infinite Canteen
“…New Class D personnel are often dared to empty the bottle. Guards are reminded that they are to discourage such activity, and inform them that SCP-109 is bottomless.”
![BONUS: “More Like Rainbow Crapitalism” [SCP-4493]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1624834430201-MVCQ7F9JVPLDXYMBTO6G/SCP+Tales.png)
BONUS: “More Like Rainbow Crapitalism” [SCP-4493]
“Let others know you are proud of your lifestyle with your purchasing decisions.”

SCP-4493 - Keep Pride out of Corps
“Companies that work together, it spreads through their business dealings and manifests when they do some rainbow capitalism.”

SCP-007-J - Unidentified Muffin Creature
Whilst unobserved by Officer Blake, SCP-007-J… disappeared by unknown means, leaving only a residue of unknown properties on Officer Blake's lips.

SCP-108 - Extradimensional Nasal Cavity
The filtration filling must be removed on a regular basis when it gets expended… as the subject is essentially inhaling the atmosphere of a formerly-sealed… mass war grave.

SCP-107 - The Turtle Shell
The Foundation became involved after intercepting reports of strange weather events at the dig, accompanied by unusual plant growth.
![SCP Tales, Episode 10 - “The Young Man” [SCP-106]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1624834430201-MVCQ7F9JVPLDXYMBTO6G/SCP+Tales.png)
SCP Tales, Episode 10 - “The Young Man” [SCP-106]
“…Corporal Lawrence couldn't bemoan a lack of company. He was quiet, as he had nobody to talk to, and still, as he had nothing to do for long stretches of time.”

SCP-106 - The Old Man
This activity can continue for days, with some subjected individuals being released for the express purpose of hunting, recapture, [DATA EXPUNGED].
![Let Me Cure Her, Daddy [SCP-049-J]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1677119261460-R75MV2BQS75OGD4EIM7H/Joke+Series+%28website%29+%282023+update%29.png)
Let Me Cure Her, Daddy [SCP-049-J]
Beneath the rays of the last functional ceiling light stood a hideous thing that could only be described as a bird-faced ragdoll, gripping a sharp stick.