SCP-\̅\̅\̅\̅-J - The Subject is Aware
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SCP-1417-J - Passive-Aggressive Meteorite
Dr. James Anderson… six-time star of the annual Site-19 Christmas Pageant, entered the containment chamber to assist in conducting Emergency Procedure 1634-Broadway.
SCP-1543-J - The Sun Launcher
Painted on the side is the motto, in large capital letters, “When in doubt, launch into the sun” (which some feel can never match the flair of the SCP’s old creed, “Into the fiery orb with ye”).
SCP-004-J - Stan from Accounting
SCP-106 appeared rapt with attention, materialized a business card and agreed to join SCP-004-J for a "lunch and learn" at his soonest convenience.
SCP-5308-J - The Collection
Any personnel who attempts to [use SCP-5308-J-4] will be terminated, and their surviving relatives assigned to Keter duty.
SCP-SAFE-J - Some Safes
Dr. Safe is in charge of the Safe safe, Dr. Euclid is in charge of the Euclid safe, and Dr. Keter helps with both the Safe safe and the Euclid safe.
SCP-049-J - The Plague Fellow
“No good sir I am most effective. I mean, my cure. I am the cure. Very effective. The most. Because I am a doctor.”
SCP-017-J - Narcissistic Time Displacement Field
She then experiences the time displacement, making her between 15 minutes to 3 hours late to every god damned thing I have ever invited her to.
SCP-666½-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell
Subjects often experience shortness of breath, extreme jaw pain from the clenching of teeth, and mild bruising on hands from putting the rim of the toilet bowl in a death grip.
SCP-1994-J - THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
CAN WE GO TO THE PARK? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE GO TO THE PARK?!?!?!?!!?!