![SCP-078-J - Cooties](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1677119261460-R75MV2BQS75OGD4EIM7H/Joke+Series+%28website%29+%282023+update%29.png)
SCP-078-J - Cooties
Although the properties of SCP-078-J are not fully understood, it is well known for causing various cases of yuckiness, bad smells, and immediate death.
![SCP-135 - Universal Carcinogen](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1590296740757-PWALG72QPG6OIXMW2SMN/Main+Series.png)
SCP-135 - Universal Carcinogen
Disciplinary measures need not be taken against personnel that violate this rule, because the direct consequences of SCP-135's effects have been deemed consequence enough.
![SCP-129 - Progressive Fungal Infection](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1590296740757-PWALG72QPG6OIXMW2SMN/Main+Series.png)
SCP-129 - Progressive Fungal Infection
Witnesses riding in a commuter train car in [DATA EXPUNGED] described a woman suddenly blowing up like a balloon and exploding…
![SCP-088 - The Lizard King](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1590296740757-PWALG72QPG6OIXMW2SMN/Main+Series.png)
SCP-088 - The Lizard King
…Affected personnel underwent a painful mutation after which they shared the physical characteristics of SCP-088.
![SCP-100000-J - Procedure 110-Overkill](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1677121367969-KXO4Y0DAK7N7ZUVT5CIY/Joke+Series+%28website%29+%282023+update%29.png)
SCP-100000-J - Procedure 110-Overkill
The outer sarcophagus must, at all times, receive broadcasts… [of] live monologues of how awful SCP-100000-J is and why it will never, ever escape, destroy humanity, or find true love.
![SCP-885-J - Researcher Jacobs’ Inability To Clean Up After Himself](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1677121489412-A4SYP9QEBK4JTHZP2ITN/Joke+Series+%28website%29+%282023+update%29.png)
SCP-885-J - Researcher Jacobs’ Inability To Clean Up After Himself
Investigations into how an actual human being could live like that are ongoing.
![SCP-1162-J - “Double Down Sandwich”](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1677121612952-WDXX57Z8N290GYRVSADH/Joke+Series+%28website%29+%282023+update%29.png)
SCP-1162-J - “Double Down Sandwich”
In the case of containment compromise, full nuclear sterilization is considered automatically authorized.
![SCP-059 - Radioactive Mineral](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1590296740757-PWALG72QPG6OIXMW2SMN/Main+Series.png)
SCP-059 - Radioactive Mineral
When an area is exposed to delta radiation for more than 15 minutes, an unknown species of fungus (designated SCP-059-1) begins to grow on any exposed surface.
![Memorandum-02](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1590436002992-URGN2L74HBBCVS0BLCQG/Technical+Series.png)
Memorandum-02
A memo about the Database’s goings-on, both in fiction and in real life. Includes a clip from “SCP-049-J - The Plague Fellow”
![SCP-049-J - The Plague Fellow](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1609911517641-RJM05LQA3DZ6SF18WY8Q/Joke+Series+%28main+channel%29.png)
SCP-049-J - The Plague Fellow
“No good sir I am most effective. I mean, my cure. I am the cure. Very effective. The most. Because I am a doctor.”
![SCP-032 - Brothers' Bride](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1590296740757-PWALG72QPG6OIXMW2SMN/Main+Series.png)
SCP-032 - Brothers' Bride
“I am to be his last undoing, a hastening to the end of reason.”
![SCP-020 - Unseen Mold](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1590296740757-PWALG72QPG6OIXMW2SMN/Main+Series.png)
SCP-020 - Unseen Mold
At this point, a civilian woman appeared in the doorway, holding a kitchen knife. Video surveillance showed that nearly two-thirds of her face was covered by mold growths.
![SCP-016 - Sentient Micro-Organism](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1590296740757-PWALG72QPG6OIXMW2SMN/Main+Series.png)
SCP-016 - Sentient Micro-Organism
Should the subject undergo [a life-threatening crisis], the organism will change its survival tactic… to the rewriting of the host's DNA and stimulation of rapid cell division.
![SCP-008 - Zombie Plague](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1590296740757-PWALG72QPG6OIXMW2SMN/Main+Series.png)
SCP-008 - Zombie Plague
Subject can adapt to its damaged nervous systems but is limited to basic physical activities, including standing up, balancing on two legs, walking, biting, grabbing, and crawling.