SCP-727-J - Malevolent Celestial Object
During testing, several Class-D personnel were ejected into SCP-727-J, and all were found to be incinerated.
SCP-1851-J - Fibber Lake
SCP-1851-J's anomalous property is activated when any person… lies about the size of a fish that they nearly caught on a fishing trip.
SCP-010-J - WHAT KETER I DON’T SEE ANY KETER
Oh, well, I guess you'll have to look at some other article that isn't this one. Now.
SCP-TTKU-J - A Thing That Kills You
SCP-TTKU-J is not to be handled by you specifically. This containment method would render you effectively immortal as far as SCP-TTKU-J's killing-you objective is concerned.
SCP-930-J - You little rascal!
SCP-930-J is a cute little ball of assorted tentacles and mouths, isn't it? I named it Daniel!
SPC-1057-J - Absence of Punchable Shark
“We will continue our innovations in Fist Integrated Stimulation Technology until SPC-1057 receives the right hook it deserves.”
SCP-1914-J - Silencing Piano
…objects such as vaults or pianos will generally fall from ropes or windowsills, in spite of no plans for said objects to be moved.
SPC-3284-J - Lava Sharks
Mobile Fist Team Sigma-6 ("Flaming Fists of Fury") are to be included in all 3284-related operations.
SCP-078-J - Cooties
Although the properties of SCP-078-J are not fully understood, it is well known for causing various cases of yuckiness, bad smells, and immediate death.
SCP-5040-J - Stripèd Gangs
"Major Mime-11 has been lost, and with him nearly the entire North American supply of white gloves and black berets."
SCP-2558-J - Pufferkittens
Several varieties have been observed, including long-haired, hypoallergenic, grenade (see Addendum), and bouncy.
SCP-3333-J - Angsty Teenage Plant
SCP-3333-J apparently grows better when listening to songs by My Chemical Romance. It is allowed to do so as long as the volume is set to a reasonable level.
SCP-123-J - Amazing Butter-like Substance!
When informed that the substance is not organic butter, subjects typically report disbelief.