SCP-130 - Post Office
Over ██% of the mail is of a mundane nature... Exceptions to this are letters that were apparently unsent, for whatever reason, and temporally displaced letters.
SCP-123-J - Amazing Butter-like Substance!
When informed that the substance is not organic butter, subjects typically report disbelief.
SCP-129 - Progressive Fungal Infection
Witnesses riding in a commuter train car in [DATA EXPUNGED] described a woman suddenly blowing up like a balloon and exploding…
SCP-128 - Kinetic Energy Entity
“Despite what the recovery log would say, this is not a poltergeist. ‘Poltergeist’ is an obsolete term, anyway.”
SCP-2845 - THE DEER
“I know that your organization doesn’t approve of the term, but it is still the case. The Stag is a god, and it is not a mild god of Earth.”
SCP-127 - The Living Gun
SCP-127 features two settings: semi-automatic and fully automatic (an audible groan can be heard when switching between the two).
SCP-106-J - The Barbecue Man
SCP-106-J is capable of vanishing into stoves or ovens, entering what seems to be a kind of “cookout dimension”.
SCP-126 - Invisible Friend
Personnel interacting with SCP-126 must undergo regular psychiatric screening, and personnel exhibiting emotional attachment to SCP-126 must be administered a Class B amnestic and reassigned.
SCP-125 - Contagious Reflection
In its normal state, SCP-125 is completely harmless and incapable of multiplying. It is, however, perfectly capable of moving to a living reflective surface, specifically that of a living animal's cornea.
SCP-124 - Fertile Soil
Absolutely no biological matter is allowed within one metre of SCP-124 when not being studied.
SCP-123 - Contained Miniature Black Hole
Within approximately three meters, the gravitational pull is apparent to any observer, with dangling objects beginning to be pulled towards the sphere.
SCP-122 - no more monstɘrs
“Last night, there was a beautiful angel with wings and he was standing there, and he was looking at me… by the door! He did that alllll night!”
SCP-121 - Concrete Cradle
Instances of SCP-121-2 normally resemble animals capable of locomotion on land, but have been known to take on humanoid forms and forms that do not resemble any known animal.
SCP-19316-J - Improper Terminology
Evelyn's pork chops are to be kept in a sealed plastic container in the 5th Floor Break Room's refrigerator.
SCP-9119-J - Horrid Little Gustav
SCP-9119-J is to be lockey-locked away in a standard Bad Little Hideous Person Cage for all of eternity.
SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA
“The motto for this place should be ‘How Is That Even Possible’. Surely someone, somewhere must be looking for the thousands of people that must be in here.”
SCP-120 - Teleporting Paddling Pool
Subjects using the item are invariably deposited at one of 11 locations.