![SCP-9119-J - Horrid Little Gustav](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1677119261460-R75MV2BQS75OGD4EIM7H/Joke+Series+%28website%29+%282023+update%29.png)
SCP-9119-J - Horrid Little Gustav
SCP-9119-J is to be lockey-locked away in a standard Bad Little Hideous Person Cage for all of eternity.
![Outtakes-09](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1677625763201-1Y9IJP3Z49YA32D0PMJC/Outtakes+%28website%29+%282023+update%29.png)
![Outtakes-08](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1677625763201-1Y9IJP3Z49YA32D0PMJC/Outtakes+%28website%29+%282023+update%29.png)
![SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1592200727409-I815GEVOPT3VIBCOVKEO/Expanded+Series.png)
SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA
“The motto for this place should be ‘How Is That Even Possible’. Surely someone, somewhere must be looking for the thousands of people that must be in here.”
![SCP-120 - Teleporting Paddling Pool](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1590296740757-PWALG72QPG6OIXMW2SMN/Main+Series.png)
SCP-120 - Teleporting Paddling Pool
Subjects using the item are invariably deposited at one of 11 locations.
![SCP-119 - Timecrowave](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1590296740757-PWALG72QPG6OIXMW2SMN/Main+Series.png)
SCP-119 - Timecrowave
At power level 5, with an input of 999 seconds, the microwave will run for 999 seconds, and the contents will have aged… 31,529,964 years.
![SCP-118 - Nuclear Protists](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1590296740757-PWALG72QPG6OIXMW2SMN/Main+Series.png)
SCP-118 - Nuclear Protists
“Researchers and engineers at Research Sector █ have managed to create a prototype uranium enrichment device based on the principles employed by SCP-118.”
![SCP-543-J - Tweedle Beetles](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1677119261460-R75MV2BQS75OGD4EIM7H/Joke+Series+%28website%29+%282023+update%29.png)
SCP-543-J - Tweedle Beetles
In the event of an XK-Tweetle-Beetle-Battle-Breaching-Bottle Situation, MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox in Socks") will be deployed to recontain all specimens…
![SCP-117 - Complete Multitool](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1590296740757-PWALG72QPG6OIXMW2SMN/Main+Series.png)
SCP-117 - Complete Multitool
However, if the user is faced with a specific task, regardless of what tool the subject intends to pull out and use, a tool perfectly fit for the task at hand will take its place.
![“AUDIT: SCP-116”](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1590296740757-PWALG72QPG6OIXMW2SMN/Main+Series.png)
“AUDIT: SCP-116”
“…You were brought onto this project to see it to its end. It has been several months. What is the current status of SCP-116?”
![SCP-111-J - An Innocent Suburban Household](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1677119261460-R75MV2BQS75OGD4EIM7H/Joke+Series+%28website%29+%282023+update%29.png)
![SCP-1981 - “RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING”](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1592200727409-I815GEVOPT3VIBCOVKEO/Expanded+Series.png)
SCP-1981 - “RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING”
“Beginning at approx. 5 minutes, multiple incisions, lacerations and penetration wounds can be seen being slowly inflicted, though no corresponding source of these wounds is visible.”
![SCP-4910 - “The Grinner”](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1592200727409-I815GEVOPT3VIBCOVKEO/Expanded+Series.png)
SCP-4910 - “The Grinner”
Artistic representation varies wildly, yet focuses exclusively on various amalgamations of teeth and the associated gingiva.
![Log of Extranormal Events, Vol. 1.1](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1697088138324-DS6FMR34H7JVQIRGRVEH/SCP+Tales.jpg)
Log of Extranormal Events, Vol. 1.1
“This page is to document anomalous events that have attracted the Foundation's interests, but occurred too briefly for the Foundation to secure or contain them.”
![SCP-K9-J-EX - The Haunted House](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1677119261460-R75MV2BQS75OGD4EIM7H/Joke+Series+%28website%29+%282023+update%29.png)
SCP-K9-J-EX - The Haunted House
Further investigation would be performed into SCP-K9-J-1's properties, but it's a GH-GH-GHOOOOOOST!
![SCP Tales, Episode 12 - "Re: KTO-0001-Bellfather 'Overwatch Council'"](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1624834430201-MVCQ7F9JVPLDXYMBTO6G/SCP+Tales.png)
SCP Tales, Episode 12 - "Re: KTO-0001-Bellfather 'Overwatch Council'"
“Attached below you will find all the information we have gathered concerning the leadership of the Security and Containment Protectorate…”
![SCP-5522 - Pizza Delivery Speedrun (RTA) 100% Completion](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1592200727409-I815GEVOPT3VIBCOVKEO/Expanded+Series.png)
SCP-5522 - Pizza Delivery Speedrun (RTA) 100% Completion
…employees will enact various rituals resulting in their immediate spatial displacement, normally manifesting as the individual passing through physical space to another location.
![SCP-115 - Miniature Dump Truck](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1590296740757-PWALG72QPG6OIXMW2SMN/Main+Series.png)
SCP-115 - Miniature Dump Truck
SCP-115-1 was originally found in a construction site… where workers attempted to move it, but found the task impossible due to the fact that SCP-115-1 weighs 90 tons.
![JJJ-JJJJ-J - JIt’s Ja Joke](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1677119261460-R75MV2BQS75OGD4EIM7H/Joke+Series+%28website%29+%282023+update%29.png)
![SCP-114 - Bringer of Conflict](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ec85e2d4c483c5e7cb97193/1590296740757-PWALG72QPG6OIXMW2SMN/Main+Series.png)
SCP-114 - Bringer of Conflict
“But suddenly, we hear this soft whimpering over in the corner. I look, and there’s a little girl, must be eight or nine, curled up and all alone.”