SCP-104 - The Lonely Ball
Whenever a human touches SCP-104 in its “Unimprinted” state, it will “Imprint” on the subject.
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Boiled, Scrambled, and Fried [SCP-049-J]
There was nothing noticeably off about the plague doctor except for the strange stomach pains.
SCP-5655 - Exactly the Kind of Genie You’d Expect To Find in an Empty Can of Spam
“I tried my hardest” was written on the back in pencil.
SCP-103 - The Never-Hungry Man
At this point, it is unknown how SCP-103 obtains the nutrients that a human would need to survive…
SCP-102 - Property of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.
…A "vacation home for those with discerning taste in the eclectic adventures of privileged life".
SCP-101 - Hungry Bag
SCP-101 has since changed appearance and shape with the apparent end of enticing a subject into reaching within the container.
SCP-063-J - Non-Euclidean Geometries
Attempts to characterise the shape of SCP-063-J while empty… are ongoing but have been described as "frustrating" and "pointless".
SCP-OO1-J - KEEP CALM AND APOLLYON
This site has been destroyed by SCP-OO1-J, ergo, I can enjoy Petula Clark as much as I damn well please and only corpses will judge me.
SCP-2008-J - Cryptozoological life form
…The life form was observed to [wear] a hat bearing a mysterious emblem resembling the Greek letter rho, a jersey, and footwear (although not pants) — and to operate a four-wheeled vehicle.
How Dr. Clef Contained Christmas!
Every Skip locked on-site Liked Christmas a lot…But Dr. Clef, who worked at Site-19, Did NOT!
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SCP-001 - The Factory [Bright’s Proposal]
In order to prevent knowledge of SCP-001 from being leaked, several/no false SCP-001 files have been created alongside the true file/files.
SCP-001 - The Gate Guardian [Dr. Clef’s Proposal]
In order to prevent knowledge of SCP-001 from being leaked, several/no false SCP-001 files have been created alongside the true file/files.
SCP-001 - The Prototype [Dr. Gears’ Proposal]
In order to prevent knowledge of SCP-001 from being leaked, several/no false SCP-001 files have been created alongside the true file/files.
SCP-099 - The Portrait
A reproduction of the work currently hangs in the Museum of Modern Art in New York, with critical elements removed to prevent the paranoia trigger.
SCP-098 - Surgeon Crabs
Specimens of SCP-098 will only feed so long as the prey animal is capable of respiration.
SCP-2030 - LA U GH IS F UN
‘Filmed in front of a studio audience. Created in partnership with YWTGTHFT’