SCP-8851-J - Super Cheap Procedures
Foundation members are to beg the Humanity Preservation Association for further funding through mail, e-mail, real life harassment, phone calls, telegrams, and anomalous voodoo dolls.
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SCP Tales, Episode 8 - “What Passes as Normal in the Digital Age” [GoI-5869]
It didn't matter, though. Not like she could do anything special. …And in that moment, as one of so many, she wished that she was like her friends. She wished that she wasn't such a fucking normie.
Update and SCP-093 Preview (OoC-03)
An out-of-character announcement, and a preview of SCP-093.
SCP-5150-J - Think Of The Children
At this point, it's probably for the better that we just don't let anyone outside until we know SCP-5150-J has been eradicated.
Quaran-tainment, Episode 7 - “Amber Skies: Chapter 2”
The facility was part prison, part morgue, part recycling center…
SCP-1-800-J - LIMITED TIME OFFER
No stains! No mess! No permanent physical or mental trauma!
SCP-1000 - Bigfoot
“The information in the article that you've already read isn't entirely true. There are two direct lies, and plenty of lies of omission.”
SCP-1155 - Predatory Street Art
A period of rapid relocations was noted in SCP-1155, where it was observed in several public places with a posture that suggested hunting/tracking behavior.
SCP-145-J - Another Shitty Day at Work
Object Class: Safe. It should be neutralized, but the Site Director's too goddamn cheap to buy a new one.
Quaran-tainment, Episode 6 - “Amber Skies: Chapter 1”
She woke to find herself in a boxcar full of corpses…
AMA-01 - with Martin and Raymond
An out-of-character Ask Me Anything with cast members Martin Taylor and Raymond Duke.
SCP-018-J - Normal Trench Coat Worn By An Adult
… As expected, the D-Class personnel were distracted from their escape by the prospect of viewing an R-rated movie.
SCP-784 - Christmas Cheer
Three nearby instances of SCP-784-1 held Anderson in place. A fourth emerged from a nearby home with a quart of eggnog, which Anderson was forced to ingest.
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SCP Tales, Episode 7 - “Capone” [SCP-1471]
“It’s not even that I'm scared of him anymore. …It's just the bad connotations he has.”
SCP-329-J - The Ghoooost Siiiign
“I am the ghoooost siiiign! Yield to oncoming traffiiic! Ooooooh!”