
SCP-8851-J - Super Cheap Procedures
Foundation members are to beg the Humanity Preservation Association for further funding through mail, e-mail, real life harassment, phone calls, telegrams, and anomalous voodoo dolls.
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SCP Tales, Episode 8 - “What Passes as Normal in the Digital Age” [GoI-5869]
It didn't matter, though. Not like she could do anything special. …And in that moment, as one of so many, she wished that she was like her friends. She wished that she wasn't such a fucking normie.

Update and SCP-093 Preview (OoC-03)
An out-of-character announcement, and a preview of SCP-093.

SCP-5150-J - Think Of The Children
At this point, it's probably for the better that we just don't let anyone outside until we know SCP-5150-J has been eradicated.

Quaran-tainment, Episode 7 - “Amber Skies: Chapter 2”
The facility was part prison, part morgue, part recycling center…


SCP-1-800-J - LIMITED TIME OFFER
No stains! No mess! No permanent physical or mental trauma!

SCP-1000 - Bigfoot
“The information in the article that you've already read isn't entirely true. There are two direct lies, and plenty of lies of omission.”


SCP-1155 - Predatory Street Art
A period of rapid relocations was noted in SCP-1155, where it was observed in several public places with a posture that suggested hunting/tracking behavior.

SCP-145-J - Another Shitty Day at Work
Object Class: Safe. It should be neutralized, but the Site Director's too goddamn cheap to buy a new one.

Quaran-tainment, Episode 6 - “Amber Skies: Chapter 1”
She woke to find herself in a boxcar full of corpses…

AMA-01 - with Martin and Raymond
An out-of-character Ask Me Anything with cast members Martin Taylor and Raymond Duke.

SCP-018-J - Normal Trench Coat Worn By An Adult
… As expected, the D-Class personnel were distracted from their escape by the prospect of viewing an R-rated movie.

SCP-784 - Christmas Cheer
Three nearby instances of SCP-784-1 held Anderson in place. A fourth emerged from a nearby home with a quart of eggnog, which Anderson was forced to ingest.

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SCP Tales, Episode 7 - “Capone” [SCP-1471]
“It’s not even that I'm scared of him anymore. …It's just the bad connotations he has.”

SCP-329-J - The Ghoooost Siiiign
“I am the ghoooost siiiign! Yield to oncoming traffiiic! Ooooooh!”

SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0
“Be part of the new craze that is quickly becoming the next social substitute. Remember, the more you participate, the more MalO will engage you. Your experience is completely up to you.”

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