SCP-4910 - “The Grinner”
Artistic representation varies wildly, yet focuses exclusively on various amalgamations of teeth and the associated gingiva.
SCP-007-J - Unidentified Muffin Creature
Whilst unobserved by Officer Blake, SCP-007-J… disappeared by unknown means, leaving only a residue of unknown properties on Officer Blake's lips.
SCP-5280-J - Antiquated Measurement System
As of yet, SCP-5280-J has resisted all attempts at eradication.
SCP-877 - University Microchips
The chips are capable of interfacing with and controlling the motor functions of host creatures…
SCP-8003-J - Why Bother?
[Containing SCP-8003-J] would be meaningless in the grand scheme of things, on the grounds that nobody's going to remember our names in a billion years.
SCP-4666 - The Yule Man
During this phase, in what are termed "Weissnacht Events", SCP-4666 will appear at dwellings in one or multiple locations north of 40°N latitude.
SCP-1048 - Builder Bear
“This is not a joke. We have no idea what SCP-1048's full capabilities are. Who knows how many of the damn things are out there by now?”
SCP-7560-J - Deccadence, Being the Writings of Wisest RESEARCHER Frank Gene Decray
The SCP Designated Object Entity is angelic alien with many wise inventions for humankind CRIMINALLY held by Foundation Communist Criminal Gangster Conspiracy…
SCP-1000 - Bigfoot
“The information in the article that you've already read isn't entirely true. There are two direct lies, and plenty of lies of omission.”
SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0
“Be part of the new craze that is quickly becoming the next social substitute. Remember, the more you participate, the more MalO will engage you. Your experience is completely up to you.”
SCP-4153 - Vincent Price Presents… IT CAME FROM SITE-9!
“Why does anyone try to frighten? It's fun to be frightened. Almost as much fun as it is to do the frightening.”
SCP-081 - Spontaneous Combustion Virus
“Due to the United States’ current obesity epidemic, it is crucial that wild SCP-081 be eradicated.”
SCP-1313 - Solve for Bear
Research into the possible military applications of irrational, exponential, and imaginary grizzly bears is currently being undertaken…
SCP-1141 - Entrepreneurial Spirit
“I didn't get into the restaurant business in this universe to not be allowed to actually serve my food to the public…”
SCP-4999 - Someone to Watch Over Us
SCP-4999 will manifest only in the presence of one solitary human person at a time. All subjects recorded to date have been in terminally poor health, critically injured, or on their deathbeds…
SCP-1440 - The Old Man From Nowhere
“I have spent time untold searching for him, trying to return his prize and those I won from his brothers, but to no avail.”