SCP-136 - Naked Doll
"This thing is killing people. We haven’t learned anything new from it in ten years, and we can’t use it."
SCP-135 - Universal Carcinogen
Disciplinary measures need not be taken against personnel that violate this rule, because the direct consequences of SCP-135's effects have been deemed consequence enough.
SCP-127 - The Living Gun
SCP-127 features two settings: semi-automatic and fully automatic (an audible groan can be heard when switching between the two).
SCP-104 - The Lonely Ball
Whenever a human touches SCP-104 in its “Unimprinted” state, it will “Imprint” on the subject.
SCP-5001 - Sacrosanct
These factors, along with other mechanical devices surrounding the central chamber, has led researchers to believe that SCP-5001 is a containment unit for an unknown anomalous object.
SCP-069 - Second Chance
Despite the fact that SCP-069 is identical in all ways to Agent █████, it remains an active SCP in containment, and is not to be treated as a Foundation employee.
SCP-2399 - A Malfunctioning Destroyer
…SCP-2399 [uses] highly advanced, anti-matter-based weaponry to create spacial disruptions and devastating atmospheric [DATA EXPUNGED] observable as a large red vortex, commonly known as the Great Red Spot.
SCP-006 - Fountain of Youth
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