SCP-2063 - A Past Vision of the Future
“Congratulations! By reading this message, you have just told an alien piece of hardware what to do.”
SCP-173-J - The Original “The Sculpture”
"It sounds like he's up for a pudding wrassle [sic]. It's okay, I'm pretty sure you can take him.”
SCP-173 - The Sculpture
“At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.”