Joshua Lindsay 11/20/23 Joshua Lindsay 11/20/23

“AUDIT: SCP-116”

“…You were brought onto this project to see it to its end. It has been several months. What is the current status of SCP-116?”

Joshua Lindsay 12/1/21 Joshua Lindsay 12/1/21

SCP-7000-J - Veni, Vidi, [DATA EXPUNGED]

THE WORDS OF SUPREME DARKNESS ARE AS FOLLOWS
AND BY SPEAKING WHAT COMES, YE SHALL SUMMON HIM
FOR THESE WORDS ARE SUPREMELY DARK

Joshua Lindsay 6/3/20 Joshua Lindsay 6/3/20

SCP-6327-J - [redacted for brevity]

“There is a current and present emergency, and I am about to describe it. Please listen carefully, as this will contain important information.”

Joshua Lindsay 4/6/20 Joshua Lindsay 4/6/20

SCP-078 - Guilt

…Any task the subject performs more trivial than the basics of survival will induce a bout of neurosis as the subject attempts to rationalize why they did not instead take some other action.

Joshua Lindsay 1/14/20 Joshua Lindsay 1/14/20

SCP-062 - “Quantum” Computer

Inspection of its interior has revealed that SCP-062 is empty except for a blank circuit board in place of where the motherboard of a standard personal computer would be.

Joshua Lindsay 7/9/19 Joshua Lindsay 7/9/19

SCP-030 - The Homunculus

SCP-030 has also demonstrated knowledge of physics, chemistry, astronomy, mathematics and horticulture roughly equivalent to that of a 17th-century CE academic.