SCP-143 - The Bladewood Grove
The parent trees were owned by a family of traditionalist swordsmiths, claiming to be descended from a legendary sword maker named Amakuni.
SCP-1461 - House of the Worm
“I am what you have made me. I am choice and I am tyranny. Forgive me.”
SCP-5040-J - Stripèd Gangs
"Major Mime-11 has been lost, and with him nearly the entire North American supply of white gloves and black berets."
SCP-137 - The Real Toy
The toy was replaced by a full-sized Ferrari that attempted to race around the testing facility, ultimately crashing into the wall at high speed
SCP-136 - Naked Doll
"This thing is killing people. We haven’t learned anything new from it in ten years, and we can’t use it."
SCP-2558-J - Pufferkittens
Several varieties have been observed, including long-haired, hypoallergenic, grenade (see Addendum), and bouncy.
SCP-135 - Universal Carcinogen
Disciplinary measures need not be taken against personnel that violate this rule, because the direct consequences of SCP-135's effects have been deemed consequence enough.
SCP-130 - Post Office
Over ██% of the mail is of a mundane nature... Exceptions to this are letters that were apparently unsent, for whatever reason, and temporally displaced letters.
SCP-128 - Kinetic Energy Entity
“Despite what the recovery log would say, this is not a poltergeist. ‘Poltergeist’ is an obsolete term, anyway.”
SCP-126 - Invisible Friend
Personnel interacting with SCP-126 must undergo regular psychiatric screening, and personnel exhibiting emotional attachment to SCP-126 must be administered a Class B amnestic and reassigned.
SCP-125 - Contagious Reflection
In its normal state, SCP-125 is completely harmless and incapable of multiplying. It is, however, perfectly capable of moving to a living reflective surface, specifically that of a living animal's cornea.
SCP-124 - Fertile Soil
Absolutely no biological matter is allowed within one metre of SCP-124 when not being studied.
SCP-123 - Contained Miniature Black Hole
Within approximately three meters, the gravitational pull is apparent to any observer, with dangling objects beginning to be pulled towards the sphere.
SCP-121 - Concrete Cradle
Instances of SCP-121-2 normally resemble animals capable of locomotion on land, but have been known to take on humanoid forms and forms that do not resemble any known animal.
SCP-19316-J - Improper Terminology
Evelyn's pork chops are to be kept in a sealed plastic container in the 5th Floor Break Room's refrigerator.
SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA
“The motto for this place should be ‘How Is That Even Possible’. Surely someone, somewhere must be looking for the thousands of people that must be in here.”
SCP-119 - Timecrowave
At power level 5, with an input of 999 seconds, the microwave will run for 999 seconds, and the contents will have aged… 31,529,964 years.
SCP-118 - Nuclear Protists
“Researchers and engineers at Research Sector █ have managed to create a prototype uranium enrichment device based on the principles employed by SCP-118.”
“AUDIT: SCP-116”
“…You were brought onto this project to see it to its end. It has been several months. What is the current status of SCP-116?”