SCP-930-J - You little rascal!
SCP-930-J is a cute little ball of assorted tentacles and mouths, isn't it? I named it Daniel!
SCP-157 - Mimetic Predator
When in the presence of prey that is too large to directly attack, the SCP-157 colony will use telepathy to present the illusion of something its prey wants…
SCP-156 - Reanimating Pomegranate
While "dead", subjects do not show any signs of decomposition, though the bodies of many subjects begin displaying bruising and scarring consistent with torture.
SCP-154 - Offensive Bracelets
…A large, indistinct, incorporeal bow will form in the extended hand, and both bracelets will glow lightly.
SCP-153 - Drain Worms
…While specimens of SCP-153 can live off of most any organic material, they prefer to consume animal tissue.
SCP-151 - The Painting
The painting is not signed, but several names are written on the back.
SCP-148 - The "Telekill" Alloy
1.1 tonnes of SCP-148 were retrieved from the metallurgical department of Prometheus Labs’ base facility…
SCP-147 - Anachronistic Television
What he saw while seated in front of SCP-147 he would later describe as "a bizarre episode of ‘I Love Lucy’ featuring a surprising amount of gunplay."
SCP-146 - Bronze Head of Shame
"Stop. Take it back. Don't. I won't do it again. I'm sorry. I don't want to. Not again. Stop… Please…"
SCP-145 - Man-Absorbing Phone
In the background, the listener will hear sounds of violence and expressions of pain and anguish.
SCP-143 - The Bladewood Grove
The parent trees were owned by a family of traditionalist swordsmiths, claiming to be descended from a legendary sword maker named Amakuni.
SCP-1461 - House of the Worm
“I am what you have made me. I am choice and I am tyranny. Forgive me.”
SCP-5040-J - Stripèd Gangs
"Major Mime-11 has been lost, and with him nearly the entire North American supply of white gloves and black berets."
SCP-137 - The Real Toy
The toy was replaced by a full-sized Ferrari that attempted to race around the testing facility, ultimately crashing into the wall at high speed
SCP-136 - Naked Doll
"This thing is killing people. We haven’t learned anything new from it in ten years, and we can’t use it."
SCP-2558-J - Pufferkittens
Several varieties have been observed, including long-haired, hypoallergenic, grenade (see Addendum), and bouncy.
SCP-135 - Universal Carcinogen
Disciplinary measures need not be taken against personnel that violate this rule, because the direct consequences of SCP-135's effects have been deemed consequence enough.
SCP-130 - Post Office
Over ██% of the mail is of a mundane nature... Exceptions to this are letters that were apparently unsent, for whatever reason, and temporally displaced letters.