SCP-145 - Man-Absorbing Phone
In the background, the listener will hear sounds of violence and expressions of pain and anguish.
SCP-4493 - Keep Pride out of Corps
“Companies that work together, it spreads through their business dealings and manifests when they do some rainbow capitalism.”
SCP-877 - University Microchips
The chips are capable of interfacing with and controlling the motor functions of host creatures…
SCP-1111-J - A Working Computer
Dr. Smallwood attempted to disable the stylised "helpful mascot" on the word processor. When he exited the program and then entered again, the mascot did not spontaneously activate.
SCP-5001 - Sacrosanct
These factors, along with other mechanical devices surrounding the central chamber, has led researchers to believe that SCP-5001 is a containment unit for an unknown anomalous object.
SCP-145-J - Another Shitty Day at Work
Object Class: Safe. It should be neutralized, but the Site Director's too goddamn cheap to buy a new one.
SCP-062 - “Quantum” Computer
Inspection of its interior has revealed that SCP-062 is empty except for a blank circuit board in place of where the motherboard of a standard personal computer would be.
SCP-010 - Collars of Control
“SCP-010 has been demonstrated to work more effectively in creating unskilled labor than for any other task.”