Joshua Lindsay 10/17/24 Joshua Lindsay 10/17/24

SCP-142 - One-Armed Bandit

Staff assigned to SCP-142 must not have any personal or family history of compulsive gambling nor gambling addiction.

Joshua Lindsay 7/22/24 Joshua Lindsay 7/22/24

SCP-133 - Instant Hole

SCP-133 came to the Foundation's attention following a string of high-profile burglaries…

Joshua Lindsay 6/14/24 Joshua Lindsay 6/14/24

SCP-130 - Post Office

Over ██% of the mail is of a mundane nature... Exceptions to this are letters that were apparently unsent, for whatever reason, and temporally displaced letters.

Joshua Lindsay 5/28/24 Joshua Lindsay 5/28/24

SCP-128 - Kinetic Energy Entity

“Despite what the recovery log would say, this is not a poltergeist. ‘Poltergeist’ is an obsolete term, anyway.”

Joshua Lindsay 5/16/24 Joshua Lindsay 5/16/24

SCP-2845 - THE DEER

“I know that your organization doesn’t approve of the term, but it is still the case. The Stag is a god, and it is not a mild god of Earth.”

Joshua Lindsay 11/6/23 Joshua Lindsay 11/6/23

SCP-111-J - An Innocent Suburban Household

“Oh, that must be the pizza delivery boy.”

Joshua Lindsay 10/19/23 Joshua Lindsay 10/19/23

SCP-4910 - “The Grinner”

Artistic representation varies wildly, yet focuses exclusively on various amalgamations of teeth and the associated gingiva.

Joshua Lindsay 6/22/23 Joshua Lindsay 6/22/23

SCP-109 - Infinite Canteen

“…New Class D personnel are often dared to empty the bottle. Guards are reminded that they are to discourage such activity, and inform them that SCP-109 is bottomless.”

Joshua Lindsay 5/25/23 Joshua Lindsay 5/25/23

SCP-107 - The Turtle Shell

The Foundation became involved after intercepting reports of strange weather events at the dig, accompanied by unusual plant growth.

Joshua Lindsay 12/12/22 Joshua Lindsay 12/12/22

SCP-001 - The Gate Guardian [Dr. Clef’s Proposal]

In order to prevent knowledge of SCP-001 from being leaked, several/no false SCP-001 files have been created alongside the true file/files.

Joshua Lindsay 1/14/22 Joshua Lindsay 1/14/22

SCP-5001 - Sacrosanct

These factors, along with other mechanical devices surrounding the central chamber, has led researchers to believe that SCP-5001 is a containment unit for an unknown anomalous object.

Joshua Lindsay 11/4/21 Joshua Lindsay 11/4/21

SCP-5140 - EVEREST

“DESCENDED STEP
PATRICK TOUCHED ONE
ME N ARNOLD BURIED HIM“

Joshua Lindsay 7/1/20 Joshua Lindsay 7/1/20

SCP-885-J - Researcher Jacobs’ Inability To Clean Up After Himself

Investigations into how an actual human being could live like that are ongoing.

Joshua Lindsay 4/13/20 Joshua Lindsay 4/13/20

SCP-1313 - Solve for Bear

Research into the possible military applications of irrational, exponential, and imaginary grizzly bears is currently being undertaken…

$SCP-\̅\̅\̅\̅-J - The Subject is Aware$

Joshua Lindsay 4/3/20 Joshua Lindsay 4/3/20

SCP-\̅\̅\̅\̅-J - The Subject is Aware

This entry was generated by loading 3000+ SCPs into the Botnik predictive keyboard app.

Joshua Lindsay 3/9/20 Joshua Lindsay 3/9/20

SCP-1141 - Entrepreneurial Spirit

“I didn't get into the restaurant business in this universe to not be allowed to actually serve my food to the public…”

Joshua Lindsay 1/24/20 Joshua Lindsay 1/24/20

SCP-2399 - A Malfunctioning Destroyer

…SCP-2399 [uses] highly advanced, anti-matter-based weaponry to create spacial disruptions and devastating atmospheric [DATA EXPUNGED] observable as a large red vortex, commonly known as the Great Red Spot.