SCP-111 - Dragon Snails™
“Hold your newly-hatched Dragon-Snails™ so they get a good look at you and think you're their mommy.”
BONUS: “More Like Rainbow Crapitalism” [SCP-4493]
“Let others know you are proud of your lifestyle with your purchasing decisions.”
SCP-4493 - Keep Pride out of Corps
“Companies that work together, it spreads through their business dealings and manifests when they do some rainbow capitalism.”