SCP-8003-J - Why Bother?
[Containing SCP-8003-J] would be meaningless in the grand scheme of things, on the grounds that nobody's going to remember our names in a billion years.
SCP-8851-J - Super Cheap Procedures
Foundation members are to beg the Humanity Preservation Association for further funding through mail, e-mail, real life harassment, phone calls, telegrams, and anomalous voodoo dolls.