SCP-135 - Universal Carcinogen
Disciplinary measures need not be taken against personnel that violate this rule, because the direct consequences of SCP-135's effects have been deemed consequence enough.
SCP-123-J - Amazing Butter-like Substance!
When informed that the substance is not organic butter, subjects typically report disbelief.
SCP-127 - The Living Gun
SCP-127 features two settings: semi-automatic and fully automatic (an audible groan can be heard when switching between the two).
SCP-124 - Fertile Soil
Absolutely no biological matter is allowed within one metre of SCP-124 when not being studied.
SCP-4910 - “The Grinner”
Artistic representation varies wildly, yet focuses exclusively on various amalgamations of teeth and the associated gingiva.
SCP-107 - The Turtle Shell
The Foundation became involved after intercepting reports of strange weather events at the dig, accompanied by unusual plant growth.
SCP-001 - The Prototype [Dr. Gears’ Proposal]
In order to prevent knowledge of SCP-001 from being leaked, several/no false SCP-001 files have been created alongside the true file/files.
SCP-086 - The Office of Dr. [REDACTED]
“Although we appreciate SCP-086's conscientiousness, there is at this time no pressing reason to classify it as "Euclid". If circumstances change, we'll reconsider.”
SCP-046 - “Predatory” Holly Bush
Investigation is ongoing into potential memetic effects brought about by knowledge of SCP-046…
SCP-003 - Biological Motherboard
“She tried to talk to us. We all heard her voice in our heads, in a sort of half-language we couldn't fully understand.”