SCP-018 - Super Ball
At first thought to be a pleasant child's toy, SCP-018 was able to bounce with over two hundred percent (200%) efficiency…
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SCP Tales, Episode 2 - "Document #017-1" [SCP-017]
“So that's why this third rock from fun has all the craziness pulled to it like that shit's on rails. It's a storage depot for the unknowable.”
SCP-016 - Sentient Micro-Organism
Should the subject undergo [a life-threatening crisis], the organism will change its survival tactic… to the rewriting of the host's DNA and stimulation of rapid cell division.
SCP Tales, Episode 1 - "Plumbing" [SCP-015]
This was stupid. It was a stupid idea, thought up by stupid people, in stupid, safe offices.
SCP-015 - Pipe Nightmare
Pipes have been reported as being made of bone, wood, steel, pressed ash, human flesh, glass, and granite.
SCP-014 - The Concrete Man
“Frankly, were I to interview this man without knowing his history, I'd think he was a perfectly sane and well-adjusted individual who happens to be quadriplegic.”
SCP-013 - Blue Lady Cigarettes
“I see her everywhere. That sad blue lady. I feel like I know her but I can’t remember.”
SCP-012 - A Bad Composition
Attempts to perform the music have resulted in a disagreeable cacophony…
SCP-011 - Sentient Civil War Memorial Statue
SCP-011 has been observed lifting its musket to the sky to fire at birds which attempt to land or defecate on it.
SCP-010 - Collars of Control
“SCP-010 has been demonstrated to work more effectively in creating unskilled labor than for any other task.”
SCP-008 - Zombie Plague
Subject can adapt to its damaged nervous systems but is limited to basic physical activities, including standing up, balancing on two legs, walking, biting, grabbing, and crawling.
SCP-007 - Abdominal Planet
When questioned about planet's origins, Subject replied, “I just woke up one day, and there it was. I don't have any idea how it got there.”
SCP-006 - Fountain of Youth
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SCP-005 - Skeleton Key
SCP-005 seems to have the unique ability to open any and all forms of lock, be they mechanical or digital, with relative ease.
SCP-004 - The 12 Rusty Keys and the Door
Testing on SCP-004 reveals that ten of the keys open SCP-004-1 on a dimension where the laws of physics and topology are significantly different than those of our home dimension.
SCP-003 - Biological Motherboard
“She tried to talk to us. We all heard her voice in our heads, in a sort of half-language we couldn't fully understand.”
SCP-002 - The “Living” Room
SCP-002 resembles a tumorous, fleshy growth with a volume of roughly 60 m³ (or 2000 ft³). An iron valve hatch on one side leads to its interior, which appears to be a standard low-rent apartment of modest size.