SCP-4153 - Vincent Price Presents… IT CAME FROM SITE-9!
“Why does anyone try to frighten? It's fun to be frightened. Almost as much fun as it is to do the frightening.”
SCP-089 - Tophet
“While the role of SCP-089 in actually causing Type-S Events is unclear, experience has demonstrated that the prompt and precise application of Protocol M8 is effective in limiting the damage that they do.”
SCP-011 - Sentient Civil War Memorial Statue
SCP-011 has been observed lifting its musket to the sky to fire at birds which attempt to land or defecate on it.