SCP-135 - Universal Carcinogen
Disciplinary measures need not be taken against personnel that violate this rule, because the direct consequences of SCP-135's effects have been deemed consequence enough.
SCP-006 - Fountain of Youth
ACCESS IS LIMITED TO THOSE WITH OVERSEER CLEAR̷͒̈́̑͊́́́͘̚͘@̸̛͙͎̹̣͔̽̚͘#̶̡͖̻̅̈́͝&̴̡̡͓͍̻̳͈́̊͊̃̔̄͑̽̉̚%̴̲͕̭͂̇͌̀͛̚
Ò̸̡̼̯̑V̴͚̏̊͠Ë̴̡́͝R̴͉͂Ś̸̟E̴E̵R̶ CLEARANCE GRANTED